MiSSiON
this is a disCOURSE a LIVING LIBRARY of provocative experiential transmissions & deep attunement opportunities.
join us if you dare. aka must be brave.
the thing you’re afraid of most is your own freedom.
your own power.
im of the hippie camp WAR is OVER but i take the conversation into radically embodied territory.
an (un)skool for deconditioning from all the crap that’s held you back … a dojo for negotiating relationship with anchored grounded flexibility and openness. aka energy mastery. aka light-hearted VITALITY that probably saves the world.
REMEMBERING THE SENSATIONS OF BEING INFINITELY RESOURCED.
stimming definitely saves me daily and that’s what we’re doing here. stimulating a rememberance of reiki lifestyle so you get to go Oh Wow I’m really good at this… & it really does solve everything.
FUKYES
YOU ARE A PORTAL OF HEAVEN ON EARTH.
and i mean that in all the lamest ways and the tamest way and all the most religious ways and the rockstar ways and also in the simple way of just basic basic BASIC trash magic energy mastery.
THIS IS APOCALYPSE TRAINING
an all-in-one
self-paced UR-the-ANTiDOTE (dis)course
+ KUNDALINI REIKI lifestyle training
+ DCFO methodology workshop
+ neurodivergent liberation experience
+ naturally psychedelic COMMUNITY
+ bespoke ATTUNEMENT journey
+ fukyes sacred alchemy (UN)SKOOL
INSIDE MiSSiON
→ we attune your frequency to mega best case scenario bait smelling so good for manifesting deepest hearts desire
→ we train your brain to allow a lightness of heart lifestyle that attends in every direction
→ we arm you with an excellent ammo collection of bite-size practices to train your muscle memory into automatic reclaibrating to center upon any disturbance letting the energy flow (the opposite of traumatized)
→ we transmute density in an ongoing way feeding off group momentum and surrendering to emotionally intelligent transparency
→ we remember the simple basic all-the-way-innocent energy masters that we are undoing age-old perversions and illnesses and disorders and discombobulations etc.
you in?
neurodivergent apocalypse training
enough
enough
eNouGH
enough.
enough wavering enough folding enough blending enough masking enough shattering meltdown rock bottom moments enough fear fury guilt grief shame & sadness enough heavy dense delusional disenchantment distortion.
IT’S TIME. neurodivergents are here to take over as a frequency of high functioning flexibility and openness rewriting definitions and rewiring the population.
message from lady isis with the golden wings
mission with apocalypta is supported by a counsel of extraordinary beings. we naturally relate to any and every condition of reality but we are fixed in a frequency transcendent of the density of judgment and opinion. we simply see things as they are : energy.
we work with kelsey apocalypta to train your remembering on the number one apocalypse skill : kundalini reiki. we are not worried that you will find this silly. some of you are ready. and we want you to enjoy the process though we realize rebirthing is arduous.
we recommend kelsey because she has learned to listen and life has whipped her into butter, you bet, and trained her focus on a way of being that responds to life all-the-way deeply through a simple framework that applies in every direction you care about.
ready?
HANDBOOK
mystery (un)skool journey awakening alignment and finally fully understanding ascension.
your ammo collection of easy everyday practices for radically compassionate remembering of your most authentic energy skills
VIDEO LIBRARY
first friday of the month (& more) we gather regardless of where you’re at on the path, no problem. its a reiki party.
STUDY GROUP
kundalini reiki level one two three mastery
includes past life, birth trauma, relationship, DNA, diamond, crystalline, and location reiki focus
+ purple (crown excellence) reiki
+ gold (fear transmutation) reiki
ATTUNEMENT
KUNDALINI REIKI LIFESTYLE
12 lessons (handbook & videos) accompany you through a six attunement process (give at least 3 months for all 6: kundalini reiki attunements).
exclusive reiki asmr sessions
beginner kundalini sets
recalibration journeys
bitesize practices
exclusive extended tapping sets
dreamy playlists
clearing/protection
trippy art handbook
ego melting accuracy
field expanding acceptance
THIS IS MASTERY.
MiSSiON is increasing your tolerance for bliss
your connection to all things…
your surrendered aliveness
your protection via openness
your energy mastery.
MiSSiON is banishing negativity without bypassing anything
adept enough
mature enough
innocent enough
to offer attention to every little thing
bending time and space
in the pleasure of pure flow.
let’s do it
we ride?
DEEPLY anchored self-assured citizens of freedom.
reclaiming ultra-deep crazy-pure motives of revolution ~ ~ ~ accessing a benevolence beyond every subtlety of abuse atrocity attachment addiction etc etc etc #earthrightnow.WOW
MiSSiON is the sound we make from the WiNWiN line anchoring everything in a simplicity strong enough to withstand infinity.
SURRENDERING TO DIVINELY ORCHESTRATED BEST CASE SCENARIOS.
we are worthy.
